We’ll make the shit you won’t find at the store.
We at The Caffeinated Penguin are tired of all the bull shit - and you should be too. That’s why we created a brand that shows our values sprinkled with a touch of humor. American made, for people like you.
The internet says to put a pretty picture here, but you’re here to fund our irresponsible lifestyles, not look at who we are. Go back to the shopping page. We’ll blink twice if we need anything. All shirts are handmade with love and some other kind of sappy shit. And Crown. Lots of Crown. Oh! And Wavy Ruffles and copious amounts of coffee.
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