Congratulations, you’ve made it to the “Contact Us” page. If you’re here to place a giant order that will keep us awake for days like meth heads, we’d love to hear from you. If you’re a Karen, we really don’t care what complaints you’d like to formally file, unless your name actually is Karen - then feel free to reach out for condolences.

General Inquiries

If you have any questions, comments, issues with your order or would like to place a custom order with custom images/text, please contact us via email. Despite the jokes, we really do care.

We absolutely want to make sure you get the highest quality product possible, that being said, there’s only 2 of us. Please allow 3-5 days for processing.